"Your web page is pretty LAME!!!" --Lucy Richards, Vermont, 12/4/96
January 1997
"I have seen your Web page, and I have seen the light." --Evan Cohen, New York City, 1/3/97
February 1997
"I checked out your Website and was slightly... disappointed." --Sarah Kirk, Rogers and Cowen, Los Angeles, 2/4/97
"The home page is looking awesome!! True Ducey diligence! --Doug Ciocca, Morgan Stanley, Chicago, 2/27/97
March 1997
"You need a picture on your home page." --Chris Gamble, BQ Master, NY, 3/1/97
"I've seen your Web page and I must say that it is one of
the most creative I've ever seen. :).
(OK, not really, I was just trying to be nice...) --Missy Mathis, Syracuse University, 3/3/97
"Winner, winner, chicken dinner!
But why didn't you mention your favorite relatives in Alaska in your
lame bio?" --Bobby Besch, Alaska, 3/4/97
"...drastically improved...the site is great...compliment
you on its inventiveness...Bravo on the web-site..." --Sarah Kirk II, 3/5/97
"I think your website is cool, baby!" --Kama Lee, Merrill Lynch, Los Angeles, 3/27/97
April 1997
"You really need to work on your homepage -- there is so
much garbage on the Web
I would hate to think you are contributing to it." --Lucy Richards II, 4/1/97
"I read your website with some interest until I realized Bob
Glouberman was nowhere to be found in it." --Bob Glouberman, Los Angeles 4/12/97
"I visited your web site in the wee hours for lack of
something better to do." --Anita Ruiz, Salt Lake City, 4/30/97
May 1997
"I read the whole site and enjoyed it. Was hoping for more
info on Rumpelstiltskin though." --Tim Mollen, Washington DC, 5/1/97
July 1997
"...looking great these days.
" --Missy Mathis II, 7/15/97
August 1997
"very nice, my friend" --Rachel Bradley, Chicago 8/9/97
"The Ducey website blew my mind. My life's trajectory has
been forever altered." --Mindy Miller, Santa Monica Pier, 8/11/97
November 1997
"Nice picture Duce!!!!!!!!!! Your web page is really coming
along. I must tell you I am very impressed." --Chris Gamble II, 11/2/97
"I had such fun exploring the Ducey website. It put a smile
on this Grandma's face." --Debbie Lee, Milpitas, CA, 11/5/97
"That baby picture of
you is so damn cute I can't take it!" --Kama Lee, Merrill Lynch Palo Alto, 11/5/97
"Your web page is looking better. I enjoyed it this last
time around." --Lucy Richards III, 11/10/97
"All the film stuff -- the auditions,
the day-to-day sections -- I thought it was
awesome, you tell a pretty good story." --Chris Gamble III, 11/18/97
December 1997
"Love your site - the audition
stories, the pictures." --Dave Moore, Gettysburg, PA, 12/4/97
"The web page is looking great these days!" --Missy Mathis III, 12/17/97
"I loved your web site and all the contact
sheets. You go babe!" --Patricia Haldi, Cambridge, Mass, 12/19/97
January 1998
"Wow! I could spend hours reading about your exciting life!
However, my relationship with my boss has been changed forever after
I was caught with the "Playmate
of the Year" on my monitor screen." --Jessica Walling, New York City 1/14/98
"Cool website, I like the pictures...but,
you gotta work on the hair thing. [Ed: I don't know what that means.]" --Gerard Smith, Boulder, CO, 1/14/98
"I was digging on your web page" --David Reiter, Stanford, 1/28/98
"The other night I read your extensive (not to say
narcissistic) journal entries and had a
great time." --Steve Petersen, U Michigan, 1/30/98
February 1998
"I've looked at your multi-dimensional web page -- pretty
impressive. I'm really proud to be related to you." --Julie Besch, Anchorage, AK, 2/6/98
"Reading your Web Page is like being on
the set with you! I love the way you 'tell it like it is' with
both the good and not-so-good times." --Bridget Beck, San Diego, CA, 2/20/98
"Awesome photos, but
home page photo is lacking one thing that drives all women wild --
curly chest hair. Great stuff." --Joseph McGuigan, Buffalo, NY, 2/21/98
"Cool web page. Mine
is so lame. --John Malone, Los Angeles, CA, 2/26/98
"I went to your homepage. It is very nice." --Ashley Rapoport, Tutoring Student, Marina del Rey, CA, 2/28/98
"Your web page was quite interesting." --Kelly Roche, Wilkes-Barre, PA, 2/28/98
March 1998
"I've seen stuff before but this stuff is really good stuff.
The site is smokin." --Joseph P. McGuigan, Buffalo, NY, 3/1/98
"It was great to see all the pictures.
It was great to see how well you are doing. --Erica Schmidt, Vestal, NY, 3/2/98
"Just checked out your website and I'm really impressed by
what you've done with it. I enjoyed seeing all the different
elements." --Eric Wechsler, Los Angeles, CA, 3/4/98
"I was very disappointed that there wasn't any mention of
winning the Watson Trophy in 1975 on your web page!!" --Jeff Luks, United States, 3/4/98
"I feel like I am in LA trying to make it on TV just reading
your site." --Howard Rosenberg, Boston, MA, 3/8/98
"You look like a dastardly rogue on your homepage." --Ryan Vaughan, Buffalo, NY, 3/10/98
"Great web page! I am very impressed!" --Michelle (Logue) McDermott, Chicago, IL, 3/15/98
"You're a very bad man. I spent like an hour reading
everything that ever happened on every job you
ever had. It's really cool. It's a great idea too." --Georgia Emelin, Los Angeles, CA, 3/18/98
"What's up with the picture in the white shirt?" --Michael Flynn, New York, NY, 3/29/98
"Ducey, your site is brilliant!" --Rob Rader, Los Angeles, CA, 3/30/98
April 1998
"That website of yours is insane! (Nice triceps by the way.)
It's out of hand! To tell you the truth, it made me a little nervous
about you." --Jim Wise, Los Angeles, CA, 4/2/98
"It's great to be able to catch up on what you're doing
without having to actually talk to you." --Georgia Emelin II, Los Angeles, CA, 4/9/98
"One of my officemates has turned your headshot into the
wallpaper of her computer. It's the talk of the office!" --Katie Kuehner, Binghamton, NY, 4/28/98
May 1998
"I especially like getting an insight into the sitcom world,
through the eyes of someone I can relate to... (I mean Tim
Curry, of course.) --Steve Petersen, U Michigan, 5/3/98
"I am quite speechless. Your website is proof that crazy
people can actually function in today's society. Is that your ego or
a giant asteroid headed towards Earth? Ha. Ha. Just kidding. (Not really.) --Emile LaBec, Los Angeles, CA, 5/4/98
"Good job on your web page" --Andrea Mia, Los Angeles, CA, 5/4/98
"Rockin' website. It was great to read the Hanley's
"diary." Hope it's just the beginning of it." --Jamie Denton, Simi Valley, CA, 5/8/98
"Just wanted to let you know how much I enjoy your day
to day accounts of life "on the set." --Melissa Myrick, Fort Worth, TX, 5/12/98
"I think we need to talk about some kind of therapy for
you... Impressed with the web page. You got a lot of shit. What's
with the sister's big hair, though? Was
that an eighties picture?" --Valente Rodriguez, Los Angeles, CA, 5/13/98
"I have to admit, I'm very impressed with your website. I
love the auditions and day
to day stuff... very cool." --Cheryl Vigil, Los Angeles, CA, 5/14/98
"I really liked reading about the pilot.
You should publish a book." --Anne Ducey, M.D., Mountain View, CA, 5/15/98
"It's one of the best examples of a home page that I've seen
in ages, and oh boy, I've seen a lot of pages." --Sheila McDonald, Dublin, Ireland, 5/18/98
"...very impressed... a little disappointed that I am not
mentioned anywhere" --Dave Wolff, New York, NY, 5/19/98
"Your journals are really
compelling! I really enjoyed reading them." --David Reiter, San Francisco, CA, 5/20/98
"I like your web site. It's pretty cooooooollll." --Francisca Quezada Wohl, Studio City, CA, 5/21/98
June 1998
"You are a mad man! I'm trying to think of anybody else I
know who could get away with such a thing, and I could come up with
no one!" --Annette Reid, Los Angeles, CA, 6/28/98
July 1998
"Talented, handsome and computer literate. You're parents
must be so proud." --Father Kevin Connell, Portland, OR, 7/22/98
August 1998
"I couldn't resist dropping you a line to let you know how
truly impressed I was. You seem to have come up with a pretty awesome
way of letting your friends and family know what
you are up to." --Katherine Eckert, Los Angeles,
CA, 8/8/98
"I really love the site; it's full of the Duceyesque humor
all your fans admire." --Dan Delgado, Cambridge, MA, 8/20/98
"Your astute observations and insights are something else!
Your writing makes me feel like I'm right there. It's wonderful! You
are so funny! I look forward to watching you become a big star and
reading all about it!" --Unknown, 8/21/98
"They'll give a web page to anyone. Talk about self hype!
Pretty cool though." --John Giroux, Dallas, TX, 8/24/98
"Looked over your web page. Pretty impressive -- if you go
for those things." --John Frischmann, Fargo, ND, 8/26/98
"Checking out your web page. What's it like to be such a stud?" --Reuben "Groove"
Rojas, Los Angeles, CA, 8/31/98
September 1998
"Your web site is awesome. I spent about an hour today going
through it and I wasn't even close to seeing everything. Keep it up,
you'll put this place on the map." --Tim McKinney, (this place) Vestal, NY, 9/22/98
"Great work! I had to stop surfing after about half an hour
when I realized that I'm not actually paid to read old friends'
journal entries." --Jon Hill, USA, 9/23/98
"Your home page was a hoot, just goes to show what can be
done with an engineering degree." --Dr. Richard Cartie, Georgetown, 9/27/98
October 1998
"The description of your experience on the Conrad
Bloom set was quite hilarious." --Marc Wenderoff, Conrad Bloom casting, Studio City, CA, 10/1/98
"Not bad. Self-indulgent but not bad!!!" --Joel, Los Angeles, CA, 10/1/98
December 1998
"I always try to stay away from your website, cuz it sucks
me in and I never get anything useful done!" --Jon Hill, Webmaster, Jennison.com,
12/21/98
January 1999
"That is a great site. I enjoyed visiting the Island through
your info." --Sean O'Brien, Post Coordinator, Fantasy Island,
1/4/99
"Not related, just share a last name, found your web page
pretty cool..." --Paul Ducey, Durham, NC, 1/19/99
"Wow Ducey! Now I've seen everything! I was enthralled and
blown away!!" --Nancy Smith, Wrightwood, CA, 1/28/99
February 1999
"You are the king of self promotion. P.T. Barnum has nothing
on you. Great site." --David Levine, Venice, CA, 2/11/99
March 1999
"Loved your web page, now I want one. :-)" --Wendy Davis, North Hollywood, CA, 3/4/99
"I expected nothing less of your web page..." --Meredith Autry, Hollywood, CA, 3/6/99
"I find your journal entries really interesting. It's fun to
read about your experiences and imagine what an actor's life in L.A.
can be." --"Janelle 'Reen 2' Snow, Chicago, IL, 3/17/99
"Your site is one of the few I feel I need to check almost daily." --Rob Zimmerman, Los Angeles, CA, 3/17/99
"I had no idea. Really. I didn't. I mean I have heard people
talk about the Ducey website but how was I to know? And why, would I
have to sign on to a website to find out about John Ducey, when I
have his home phone number? The answer my friends is - You do. You
just do. Now I have to sign on to Tara Lipinski's website and find
out how her skating practice went today. She's trying out a new routine." --Shawn Simons, Los Angeles, CA, 3/18/99
"I think it's fabulous." --Kim Lores, Los Angeles, CA, 3/25/99
April 1999
"Your site is a blast!" --Amy Evans, Knoxville, TN, 4/6/99
"Yow. Mesmerizing. An hour and a half of my life gone
forever while I stare at pictures of you cuddling Nathan
Lane. Not since I got to watch you struggle into a Velcro tuxedo
on the Pudding stage have I felt so at peace.
You are the Chekhov, nay, the Proust of the Web. The tiny daily
details of your life add up, seemingly without rhyme or reason, but
soon a gorgeous mosaic takes shape. We look inside the brain, we
inhabit the soul of John Ducey. For that I thank you and, a little
bit, curse you too." --Larry O'Keefe, Los Angeles, CA, 4/8/99
"I knew the Internet was a brave new world. I just never
knew how brave. Your descriptions of life on Unhappily...were
so perfect! I wish I had read your Day by Day
earlier. It really encapsulated the professionalism and can-do spirit
of our last year. I'm also highly amused that parts of my script
are now on display for a crowd of your overeducated friends. There
but for the grace of God, fellow Harvard people. There but for the
grace of God." --Harvard graduate Nell Benjamin, writer, Los Angeles, CA, 4/8/99
"I can not even believe how intricate and detailed your web
page is. I am going to copy it completely when I am a star like you.
Do you command $20,000,000 a picture yet? --Ethan Flower, Los Angeles, CA, 4/9/99
"...the best personal homepage of anybody." --Tom Shillue, New York City, NY, 4/17/99
"Your website is awesome!" --Miki Mootsey, Marina Del Rey, CA, 4/23/99
"You never stop amazing me (you're also an incredibly cute baby ahhhh)" --Daniella Eckert, Trainer, Toluca Lake, CA, 4/27/99
May 1999
"...a shrine of almost spiritual proportions." --Actor David Beach,
Los Angeles, CA, 5/3/99
"So glad you kept the 1991 log
on there. Thanks for your insights and humor." --Mindy Miller II, Santa Monica, CA, 5/4/99
"Thanks for an incredibly interesting and helpful website.
Funny and well-written too!" --Josh Preven, Los Angeles, CA, 5/7/99
August 1999
"Really liked your LASIK story." --Anne Ducey, Mountain View, CA, 8/15/99
Thanks to everyone who visited and submitted feedback about the website.
And a special thanks to Thomas Chick who helped deliver this
site unto the world.
Plus another special thanks to Janelle Reenstra Snow for
helping get the information to you.