ANGLE ON:

HOWARD AND MOLLY. CONRAD APPROACHES.

HOWARD
(TO MOLLY) ... You want to take a
spin sometime? It's not creepy.
It's like a limo, with no seats in
the back.

MOLLY
Yeah, that sounds really fun.

SHE GIGGLES.

CONRAD
You know, I like socializing in the
cemetery as much as the next
guy but...

MOLLY
Don't worry, the headstone is all
taken care of. Howie is going to
have a new one in by the end of
next week.

CONRAD
Howie?

HOWARD
Yeah, I'm really sorry about this
screw-up, Mr. Broom.

CONRAD
That's Bloom!

HOWARD
Oh right, right, I gotta write that
down. So, Molly, would you like a
tour of the grounds?

MOLLY
Okay.

THEY START TO WALK OFF TOGETHER.

MOLLY (CONT'D)
So how does a guy like you get into
a business like this?

HOWARD
I dig people.

HE LAUGHS. MOLLY JOINS IN.

MOLLY
(MOUTHING TO CONRAD OVER HER
SHOULDER) He's so cute!

FADE OUT

--written by
Michael B. Kaplan

 


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