I stood there in my baseball shirt and jeans and sneakers and got into the "ready position" that a baseball player assumes as the pitch is being thrown and gave the pitcher a little chatter. That was about it. Had to look like authentic ball players, we did. Did we? Probably not with jeans on. And probably not compared to the 6'4" 230-pound macho-men ballplayers that crowded the waiting room. Maybe they're looking for the skinnnier ballplayer (because their chicken is so goshdarned healthy).